You Know You’re Pregnant When…

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You know you’re pregnant when you crave something to eat only to find it disgusting the minute you have it in front of you.

You know you’re pregnant when you’re starving, but can’t eat.

You know you’re pregnant when you find yourself crying for no apparent reason.

You know you’re pregnant when you fear pissing yourself with any sneeze, cough, or laugh. 😩

You know you’re pregnant when you’ve changed underwear three times that day because you’ve pissed yourself when you sneeze. 😤

You know you’re pregnant when you find yourself falling asleep at a stop light.

You know you’re pregnant when it’s only noon, but you’re already exhausted and ready to call it a day.

You know you’re pregnant when suddenly your husband’s place in bed has been replaced by all the pillows you now snuggle with.

You know you’re pregnant when you’re hungry within minutes of finishing a meal.

You know you’re pregnant when you pass the bathroom and think, “I might as well go now while I’m near it since I’ll have to come back in a half hour anyway.” – from ParentingisFunny

You know you’re pregnant when you wake up startled, confused, amused, or even embarrassed by a crazy dream. 😳

You know you’re pregnant when you are COMPLETELY and ABSOLUTELY D-O-N-E by 8:00pm… nothing left, nope, nada, not an ounce of ANYTHING!

You know you’re pregnant when you’ve experienced a natural and organic breast augmentation. 😜

You know you’re pregnant when you’re nipples double in size.

You know you’re pregnant when you would love to go for a swim because you know its one of the best exercises at this stage, but you can’t fathom having to shave something you can no longer see… let’s not even get started on legs! 😯

You know you’re pregnant when you ransack your kids’ fast food bags after they’ve claimed they’re done to see if there’s anything left you can devour!

You know you’re pregnant when the comfy panties you used to wear pre pregnancy are now nothing more than irritating thongs…. the abomination!

 

Please leave you’re comments below, or somewhere, and don’t forget to let me know if you’ve thought of any good one-liners for this page! I’d be delighted to add them here with your name alongside! Let’s see how many we crazy experiences we can all relate to and come up with!